Elephant in the Room

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Mr. Public official what happened to all our money?

He said: Shhhhh! Don’t ask that question!

Why is your house so big and car so fancy?

He said: Shhhhh! Don’t ask that question!

My sister’s only 16 why is she visiting you?

He said: Shhhhh! Don’t ask that question!

Just yesterday she was broke, but now she has a car?

He said: Be quiet! Mind your own business!

You never graduated but now you’re a Ph.D?

He said: Be quiet! Mind your own business!

Did you acquire that land for free?

He said: Be quiet! Mind your own business!

I can see the greed in your eyes.

He said: No you can’t! You just need glasses!

My sister’s son looks just like you!

He said: I’ve never seen that child in my life!

What did that foreigner give you in that brown envelope?

He said: It’s a recipe for chocolate cake!

What is that white powder you’re putting up your nose?

He said: I use it strictly for medical purposes!

Good grief! Is that an elephant in your room?

He said: No it’s not, that’s just my cat!

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