Mr. Public official what happened to all our money?
He said: Shhhhh! Don’t ask that question!
Why is your house so big and car so fancy?
He said: Shhhhh! Don’t ask that question!
My sister’s only 16 why is she visiting you?
He said: Shhhhh! Don’t ask that question!
Just yesterday she was broke, but now she has a car?
He said: Be quiet! Mind your own business!
You never graduated but now you’re a Ph.D?
He said: Be quiet! Mind your own business!
Did you acquire that land for free?
He said: Be quiet! Mind your own business!
I can see the greed in your eyes.
He said: No you can’t! You just need glasses!
My sister’s son looks just like you!
He said: I’ve never seen that child in my life!
What did that foreigner give you in that brown envelope?
He said: It’s a recipe for chocolate cake!
What is that white powder you’re putting up your nose?
He said: I use it strictly for medical purposes!
Good grief! Is that an elephant in your room?
He said: No it’s not, that’s just my cat!
